Six people, five days, three bowl games, 2593.36 miles, one awesome minivan, countless bad decisions and a basketball game we decided not to go to because it's just all about the football.
Saturday, December 30, 2006
Our Bean-bag Tossing Skills Are Superior to Yours, Punk
Hey, you. Yeah, funny guy in the jacket, I’m talking to you. Don’t bring that weak-ass bean-bag tossing shit in our house. We are the bean-bag tossing kings! You don’t want to step to this.
Sure, your little school may be good at some sport called football; but, that stuff is for pansies. Bean-bag tossing is where it’s at and Baylor is the mother-effing bean-bag tossing king.
Just go ahead and sit back and admire; because, with this throw right here, you are the latest victim. Wham! Alabama, you have just lost. Roll that, bitches. Go back to that so-called sport of football so you can feel good about yourselves again.
Sure, I’ll shake your hand and tell you that you guys gave it the old college try; but, on the inside, I’m only mocking you. Your feeble attempt to dethrone the bean-bag tossing kings from Baylor has been thwarted.
I love it! Baylor undefeated at cornholing! Is that your bean bag game Collins? Where have you been hiding that fucker, we should have played that at Royalspalooza.
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I love it! Baylor undefeated at cornholing! Is that your bean bag game Collins? Where have you been hiding that fucker, we should have played that at Royalspalooza.
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